David Madison / Wednesday, December 14, 2022 / Categories: Skits The MacScouter's Big Book of Skits 377 Skits in this Big Book Introduction The MacScouter's Big Book of Skits is the result of compiling skits from various Internet Scouting sources, and lots of creative people. This is the first major revision of the Big Book, incorporating more than 150 new skits. At last count there are 377 skits in the Big Book -- this may be the biggest collection of skits in the world. With a little luck, the book will be updated irregularly, as more material comes in. The Big Book started with the Scouts-L Skits FAQ, and a few other small compilations of skits. People have sent me individual skits and groups of skits. My sincere thanks to Merl Whitebook, the most prolific contributor to this volume. My thanks also to Hans Hussman, Bob Jenkins, the US Scouting Service Project, the Australian Scouting Association, and a cast of other characters. R. Gary Hendra, The MacScouter, January 1997 Download the MacScouter's Big Book of Skits Table of Contents Introduction Staging Skits Other Sources of Skits The Big Book of Skits The Airplane Airplane Short Runway American Folk Tale Skit The Ants Artistic Genius The Great Aug The Babies & Dads Backpacking A Bad Turn Balloon Orchestra The Baseball Game Bear Hunt Bee Sting The Root Beer Commercial Bell Ringer #1 Bell Ringer # 2 Bell Ringer # 3 Be Prepared The Best Spitter In The World The Better Thief The Bicycle Shop Big Game Hunting Big Itch The Bigger Jerk The Biggest Turkey Black Bart The Blanket Tossing Team Blindfold Bonfire Border Crossing Brain Shop Brain Transplant The Briefcase A Brotherhood of Scouting The Bubble Gum on the Street The Bubble Gum in the Studios Buffalo Stories Bus Driver C.P.R. Camel Patrol Camp Coffee Sketch Can You Do This? The Candy Shop The Candy Store Candy Store Candy Store (variation) Change Underwear Chewing Gum Chin Faces Climb That The Compass The Complaining Monk Contagious Disease Ward Court Case Court Scene Crazy Charlie Cub Cookout Cub Olympics Cub Scout Socks Cub Shop Damn! (or should I say Darn?) Dancing Knee Dolls The Dangerous Tent The Dead Body The Den Mother's Bouquet Did You Have V-8? Dinner Special Doctor! Doctor! Doctor's Office Doggie Doctor Doggie Doo The Dumb Actors Easter Bunny The Echo Echo, again! Echo Point Elevated Gum The Elevator Emergency Room Doctor The Enlarging Machine Eskimo Pie The Failed Reporter The Fire Firebuilding The Firing Squad Version 2: Fish Market Fishin' Fishing Fishing on a Park Bench Fishing Success The Fishing Trip Flasher Flea The Flea Circus Flora the Flea Fly in the Soup Flying High Fly in the Soup Food, Water & Mirror on the Sahara The Fortune Teller Four Leaf Clover The Four Seasons Fred the Trained Flea Friends of Years The Frightened Hunter Game Show Gathering of the Nuts I Gathering of the Nuts II The General Store The Ghost of Midnight Ghost With One Black Eye Ghostcatchers Giant Worm Glass of Water Go Cart Gone Fishin' The Good Samaritan Good Soup Granny! Wake Up! Granny's Candy Store The Greatest Spitter in the World Grease Green Side Up! Green Side Up! The Greyhound Bus The Growing Machine The Hair Cut Machine Hairy Hamburger Harlem Globetrotters Have You Seen my Belly Button? The Heart Attack Heaven's Gate Herman, The Trained Flea Hiccup for Me The Highest Tree climber in the World A Hot Meal! How do I do That? How to Make the Team How to Wash An Elephant I Gotta Go Wee Igor I'm Gonna Get You! I'm Russian! The Important Papers The Important Meeting In the Furniture Store The Infantry The Injury The Inspection Intelligence In the Furniture Store The Invisible Bench Is a Train Passing Today? Is Captain Kidd Afraid of Himself? Is It Time Yet? I Gotta Go Weee! J.C. Penney Join the Army! Joke Teller Jumbo Burgers The Jump Karate Orientale Keep Canada Beautiful Contest Knot Demonstration The King's Raisins Knot Demonstration The Land Shark The Lawn Mower I The Lawnmower II Learning English Learning the Alphabet Let Me Have It! Letters from Home Lie Detector The Lighthouse Sketch The Lighthouse Lightening Strike Lights, Camera, Action Litter Hurts Little Green Ball Listen at the Wall Living Xylophone Lobster Tail The Loon Hunt Lost Item around Campfire The Lost Lollipop The Lost Quarter Lunch Break Mad Reporter The Magic Bandanna The Magic Doctor's Chair Martian Mamma Measurement Problem Medical Genius Military Genius Mixed Body Acting Mixed Up Magic The Motorcycle Gang The Motorcycle Shop Mr. Kerplunk Musical Genius Musical Toilet Seat Salesman Norbert Napoleon's Last Farewell The New Badge The New Car New Saw News Flash! No Rocket Scientist Nosebleed No Skit Nutty Fisherman The Nurses Offensive Bus Passenger Oh-Wa-Ta-Goo-Siam The Old Gum Old Movie Scene Old Socks The Olde Lighthouse Olympic Drama OOOOOO A Bug! The Operation The Outhouse in the Yangtze River The Outhouse Sketch The Outlaw Over the Cliff The Page (The Skit) Painting the Walls Panther Tracks The Parachute The Party Warehouse Pass the Pepper Patience, Jackass, Patience! Peanuts Peanuts in the Lake Pencils Pet Shop Pickin' Cotton Pickpocket Pickpockets Pickpockets #2 Pie in the Face The Pilfered Warehouse The Pirate Family Plane Landing Play Ball PLC Meeting Poison Spring The Poor Excuses Pop Commercial Post Office / King's Royal Paper Potted Plant Presents for the Teacher Prisoner The Professor's Address Puppy in the Box A Quiet Day Raisin Real Thing Reggie and the Colonel The Restaurant Restaurant Minutes Rise, Walk, and Kill, Igor River Run Rowing Salesman Saloon Sarge And The Private School's on Fire Scientific Genius The Scout Uniform Scoutmaster's Brains Scoutmaster's Gift Scoutmaster's Saw The Screwy Navel Shape Up! The Short Runway The Shrimpy Boxer Shut Up! The Siberian Chicken Farmer Sidewalk Climbing Singer Six Wise Travelers The Sleep Walker Slug Trainers The Smart Scout Smoke Signals The Sneeze Soldier In the Battlefield Someone Chanted Evening Sounds of the Lost Scoutmaster The Sounds of the Wilderness Sour Notes Space Derby Skit. The Special Papers Spelling Contest The Split Ball SPL's Too Tough To Be Tasty Spring Spring is Sprung! Star Gazing St. Peter The Statue Warehouse Statues in the Park The Strange Trees Submarine Submarine Patrol Submarine Training The Successful Fisherman Super Clutz A Talking Martian! Tankety Tank Tenting Thar's a Bear There's a Bear! The Thinker The Thirsty Donkey The Thirsty Fisherman Three Against 1000 Three Rivers Three Rivers II Three Scoops Ticket Line Time on the Park Bench Timothy Eaton Toothache Toothpaste Tracks The Trained Caterpillar The Train Skit The Trees Trick or Treat Trimming the Christmas Tree Turkey Contest The Twelve Days of Christmas Twist Mouth Family Ugliest Man in the World (or Bad Breath) Ugly Baby Up Harold Upside Down Singers Vampire Snack The Viper is Coming The Wall The Waiter Waiter! The Waiting Room Washington's Farewell Water, Water! We Ain't Got the Money for the Mortgage on the Farm We Hit! The Weather Man The Well-Trained Elephant What the Heck Was That? What Time is it? What's the Problem? What's 2+2? Who Sneezed? Why Are You Late? Worlds Greatest Pitcher The World's Greatest Spitter The World's Ugliest Man What a Day The Wrong Skit You Don't Say! You Need a Tie, Sir You've Broken the Rules! Yukon Winter 49...49...49 The 5th Floor 7 Jerks on the Line Walk-ons, Run-ons and Other Shorts The Announcement Going to Court Beam Me Up Smoke Signals Little Brother Squirrels Its All Around Me! Leaving Pulling String All Over Me Throwing Up Fire Drill Alien The Ruler I'm a Rabbit Missed Pop Quiz Wait! Wait! What a Day The Nutty Fisherman Bee Sting Finale Previous Article Leader's Crest Next Article Scout Skits, Songs and Stories Print 947 Rate this article: No rating Tags: CampingFunActivitiesCampfire Scouting TypeFamily ScoutingScoutingVenturingSea Scouts Documents to download Mac-Scouters-Big-Book-of-Skits(.pdf, 922.64 KB) - 327 download(s) David MadisonDavid Madison Other posts by David Madison Contact author Related articles A Week at Scout Summer Camp - A Social Story 600 Scout Games Campfire Closings Campfire Openings Campfires: Walk-ons, Short Skits, and One-Liners Please login or register to post comments.